I am special, in no particular way

I got a spam email today that I found interesting in its sales pitch.

Congratulations! We’ve gone through our records and found that there is a unique
opportunity in your area for you to be among the first to get on board with a little known yet flourishing job market.

Always nice to know you stand out in a set of records you didn’t know you were in to begin with.

This market is worth more than $59 billion and is growing every day. And some of the biggest names in the industry are part of
it!

Well, one would assume ALL of the names in the industry are in it, after all, it is “the market” for “the industry.”

Positions are extremely limited though, so don’t wait to act. If you’re serious about changing your financial situation, you’ve
got to check this out now.

You don’t need any special education or prior experience to be successful. You’ll get all the training you need right here in
an easy-to-follow, step-by-step manner.

Wait a minute! No experience at all? No special education? Then how did I stand out in their records?

There’s no direct selling involved, so you’ll never have to worry about finding
or even talking to customers. All you need to make this work is a computer and an Internet connection. It really doesn’t get
any easier.

You know what? It doesn’t get any easier. Except maybe if I could earn the money while playing Dig Dug. From the looks of it, that might be a possibility…

Like I said, though, this is a little-known industry right now, so to really cash in on
this opportunity you’ve got to get in now, before all the positions fill up. Don’t let someone else get your spot!

See you there.

I’m going to look into it today, or tomorrow, as soon as I clean up around here.